Wednesday, March 29, 2017

The Ring, 1927 - ★★★

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In december I bought an Alfred Hitchcock collection with 18 of his movies from the 1920s up to the 1950s. So I looked for the oldest unseen movie on the box, and it was the Ring. Only language to watch it in was "German", so I wondered, maybe German subtitles for the Cards, or actually German title cards? No...

The whole movie was dubbed. Not just narrated, but completely dubbed, background noises, people talking. It was such a weird Feeling, watching a clear 20s movie with the typical 20s acting, but with German dub on top.

That being said, I really enjoyed the movie and I like that it slimmed it down to 85 minutes instead of 115.

It's a love story by heart, about a boxer and his girlfriend. The girlfriend falls in love with a different boxer who is able to beat him. So the only way to get her back is to train hard and beat that boxer.

The movie starts off with sideshow attractions, and the main event is a boxer who sais he will beat anyone in the first round. And he does. But then one chique guy who is interested in the door girl, the girlfriend of the boxer, turns out to actually beat him.
What I like about this is that at first I felt like the chique guy, being mocked and then beating the strong boxer, would be our hero, because we root for him, the underdog, instead of the cocky boxer who thinks too much of himself. But then after he is beat, things turn and quickly you learn to root for him, while the chique guy becomes the asshole.

Of course this is not the greatest work of Hitchcock, it's one of his first. But it's still a fun watch. I'm not certain if any of these techniques were new, but I was impressed of some of the things we got to see. At one point, two characters are talking, but the ones attention goes to something happening further away in a window, and we see it because Hitchcock keeps the guy he's talking to in frame but superimposing on the other side a zoom of the things going on in the background.

In one really cool scene we have a billboard with the rankings of the different boxers, and the passage of time is shown by our hero climbing up that ranking.

Last but not least, the boxing fights were well done. Sometimes we only see them from afar, but sometimes we are close. Very close. In fact in some scenes, the boxer is fighting the camera. I thought that was a great idea that I think was also used later in Raging Bull.

The story is a little cliche, and while I understand that this had to be the ending in a movie in 1927, I still didn't like it. But the movie surely was a fun time, and I think it was even easier to watch with the dub. It was a fun time and I'm rating it 3 out of 5 stars.

Insomnia, 2002 - ★★★½

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Watched on Tuesday March 28, 2017.

Monday, March 27, 2017

Top 10 of the 1960s

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I'm trying to do a Top 10 for every decade I've seen enough movies in. The 60s was the first year where I had major problems deciding what to put in the Top 10. It's the years of great directors with George Romero, Stanley Kubrik, Ingmar Bergman, Roman Polanski, Alfred Hitchcock, Jean-Luc Goddard and Sergio Leone, all working in the same decade.

I've seen 48 movies released in the 1960s.

  1. Night of the Living Dead
  2. 2001: A Space Odyssey
  3. Persona
  4. Rosemary's Baby
  5. Psycho
  6. What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
  7. Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
  8. Band of Outsiders
  9. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  10. To Kill a Mockingbird

Sunday, March 26, 2017

Murder on the Orient Express, 1974 - ★★★½

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What a fun crime story.

It starts off a bit boring, but that's to be expected for a movie with that many characters. We have to first meet them and learn about them.

After the first half hour, after the titular murder has happened, it becomes interesting. The detective interviews lots of people, learning about them each time. And then we already get the conclusion.

It's really interesting, and the conclusion is fun.

Also I guess Anthony Perkins was just forever typecast as "the guy with the mommy-issues".

3.5 out of 5 stars.

Saturday, March 25, 2017

Cube, 1997 - ★★★

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I got Cube: Zero for super cheap a few years ago and wanted to watch it. But I cannot watch it without having seen the original, right? So I finally got Cube and I finally watched it.

A group of people wake up in a weird, futuristic room with doors everywhere. And all the rooms are booby-trapped. How will they get out? Is there a way out?

First of all, the idea is great. I'm sure in some ways it inspired Saw (especially Saw 2). The futuristic traps are great, and the little gore there is is well done.

The characters were just annoying. All of them. That might have to do with their acting abilities, but I think the script lacked there, too. I didn't care about any of them.

Also in some levels I did not understand what was going on. They found a sure way to identify the traps, then they found out that that was wrong and they just got lucky?

Lastly, while I usually like movies being open ended and not giving you answers, in this case I would have really liked to get a conclusion, or at least some sort of explanation for what had happened, why it was these people.

What I did like was that the characters, annoying as they were, went through some changes, especially one character. I won't give more away, because...

in the end I still think this movie is worth watching. You are not wasting your time. There are some flaws, and some effects are clearly from 1997, but it is still an enjoyable, especially for the great ideas and creativity. I'm rating it 3 out of 5 stars, it's not for everyone, but it ain't bad.

Friday, March 24, 2017

Bedeviled, 2016

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Almost Famous, 2000 - ★★★★★

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I'm a musician. I'm in a band. So I have a very special connection to this movie. It's like living the dream. Seeing how it could go. Almost famous just got me on a whole other level.

Then again, I, writing reviews on the internet for fun, having just started writing for a big website, can also relate to William, our main protagonist. That's a second level this movie impacted me.

I watched it 2 hours ago, watchsd a second movie shortly after, but now I am still thinking about Almost Famous. I want to go back into that world, just spend a few more hours in there.

Everything about the movie was great, very good acting, a fun storyline with lots of characters, but you are always able to follow along. And there were so many stars in this, it's crazy.

I'm rating Almost Famous 5 out of 5 stars, just because it really impacted me, and because it's great.

Thursday, March 23, 2017

Alice in Wonderland, 1903

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Love the costumee and the scene where Alice shrinks. Well done movie for sure.

Recovery, 2016 - ★★½

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After a night of partying, Jessie and her friends try to find her phone which was taken by Kim, Jessie's newest friend. When they reach the place the phone should be (thanks to iPhone Recovery ), they find way more than the phone.

The movie obviously didn't have a big budget, the acting (especially by Rachel DiPillio, who plays Kim) is not very good. It's still well shot, looking good.

The story is not completely new, it's basically a home invasion movie (only it's not the protagonists home), but it manages to add in some small changes to make it more interesting.

There is a twist, but I saw that coming from a mile away. The ending is still fun.

I think they tried to get in some social commentary about how much info we have on our phones, and about how much we share our lives, but I felt it was too on the nose.
I also hate these characters that know everything about the technology and present every app to the audience so they understand what's happening. In this case the little brother is thag character and he is too on the nose.

I was also annoyed by thos horror trope of two characters who just survived something horrible, maybe killed someone themselves, but here they are, 10 minutes later, laughing and quipping.

Still, most of these are small things, and even though they end up in the end this movie is totally watchable and a fun time to spend with a few friends, maybe drinking a beer or two.

I'm rating Recovery 2.5 out of 5 stars, right in the middle. I don't regret watching it!

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

The Haunted Castle, 1896

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The Haunted Castle, 1897

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The House of Ghosts, 1908

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These prankster ghosts, just playing pranks on these poor people.

This was really fun and probably really inventive for its time. The ghost/ghoul/whatever was scary looking. Else it's clearly a comedy. The whole stop motion sequence of the dinner being served was so well executed.

Really a fun short for a fun time.

Sunday, March 19, 2017

The Man from Earth, 2007 - ★★★★

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I watched this without knowing anything about it. I was on two lists I was working on so I decided to just watch it completely blind. The lists being Independent and Sci-Fi movies. I didn't know what to expect, but I surely did not expect this.

A group of people, sitting in a room, talking. For 1 hour 23 minutes. About the idea of a man that didn't age or die for 14,000 years. The other people with him are scholars, smart people with fitting knowledge.

People sitting in a room and talking is probably one of my favorite genres (if what they are talking about is well written and acted) which I think is the case in this movie. I had my eyes glued to the screen, it was just super interesting.

I have no idea why I never hear anybody talk about it, since it's a well made movie with a unique idea. Also there is a sequel coming out this year (but to be honest it doesn't sound as good as this one).

I only had some issues with the ending because I would have honestly preferred an open end, leaving us wondering if it was all made up or real, but we get a conclusion that did not really make me happy. Everything else was great though, so I'm rating The Man From Earth 4 out of 5 stars.

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan, 1989

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Watched on Sunday March 19, 2017.

Saturday, March 18, 2017

The Exorcist, 1973 - ★★★★★

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I've recently acquired the Exorcist: the version you've never seen and I gave it a try. Sadly I don't remember the original enough to tell the differences, but I really loved the movie.

It's not only a 5 star horror movie, it is a 5 star movie. Everything about it is perfect, there are literally no flaws.

The story is well known and just awesome.

The make-up effects are probably the best I have ever seen. And I'm not only talking about Regan, but also Max von Sydow who looks legitimately 70 years old.

The score is haunting and memorable, just listening to it gives you goosebumps.

The special effects are out of this world. It's a 44 year old movie and still in most scenes I had no idea how they did it.

Just everything about this movie is perfect, it is an all time classic. I'm of course rating it 5 out of 5 stars and giving it a like.

Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood, 1988

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Watched on Saturday March 18, 2017.

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Top 10 of the 1950s

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I'm trying to do a Top 10 for every decade I've seen enough movies in. In the 1950s there were a lot of all time classics, some of Hitchcocks greatest movies, but also some foreign classics. (All movies in this Top 10 are 5 star movies for me)

I've seen 24 movies released in the 1950s. This is my Top 10.

  1. A Man Escaped
  2. The Seventh Seal
  3. Sunset Boulevard
  4. 12 Angry Men
  5. Rashomon
  6. Vertigo
  7. Seven Samurai
  8. North by Northwest
  9. Wild Strawberries
  10. The Day the Earth Stood Still

Top 10 of the 1940s

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I'm trying to do a Top 10 for every decade I've seen enough movies in. In my list, the 1940s has a strange mix of some of the best movies and some cheesy horror sequels.

I've seen 12 movies released in the 1940s. This is my Top 10.

  1. Beauty and the Beast
  2. Miracle on 34th Street
  3. Citizen Kane
  4. Meshes of the Afternoon
  5. The Wolf Man
  6. The Third Man
  7. Phantom of the Opera
  8. The Ghost of Frankenstein
  9. House of Dracula
  10. Son of Dracula

Top 10 of the 1930s

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I'm trying to do a Top 10 for every decade I've seen enough movies in. This time it's the 30s, the beginning of the talkies and the rise of the Universal Monsters.

I've seen 26 movies released in the 1930s. This is my Top 10.

  1. Bride of Frankenstein
  2. M
  3. The Wizard of Oz
  4. Frankenstein
  5. Freaks
  6. Modern Times
  7. City Lights
  8. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
  9. Dracula
  10. The Invisible Man

Top 10 of the 1920s

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I'm trying to do a Top 10 for every decade I've seen enough movies in. This is my Top 10 of the 1920s, the last decade of the silent era.

So far I've seen 16 movies released in the 1920s. These are my Top 10.

  1. Nosferatu
  2. Metropolis
  3. The Golem: How He Came Into the World
  4. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
  5. The General
  6. Un chien andalou
  7. The Lodger: A Story of the London Fog
  8. The Passion of Joan of Arc
  9. The Hunchback of Notre Dame
  10. Berlin: Symphony of a Great City

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Akira, 1988

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The Hills Have Eyes Part II, 1984 - ★★

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The sequel to The Hills Have Eyes starts off promising. Survivor Bobby gives us a flashback to what happened in the first movie, he is of course still in shock.

We meet Bobby's friends, planning to go to the desert again. The friends are a fun group, so that's also a plus.

It starts going downhill when we first meet Pluto again, one of the evil guys from the first movie. Instead of being scary and evil he ... steals a motorcycle and has a chase with the good guys. It's not really scary, but feels more funny.

I completely lost it when the dog had a flashback to earlier.

It still had some fun parts, the kills are still pretty well done, but it didn't feel scary and wasn't as good as the first one. I'm rating the movie 2 out of 5 stars. Even Wes Craven hated it.

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Too Hot to Handle, 1977

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Malibu Express 2 Hot 2 Handle

The Punisher: Dirty Laundry, 2012 - ★★★½

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Well, I was waiting for him to take off his face and become Jon Berenthal, connecting the Punisher movie to the Daredevil Tv Series...

Independence Day: Resurgence, 2016

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Watched on Sunday March 12, 2017.

Independence Day, 1996

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Suspiria, 1977 - ★★★★★

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I've seen Phenomena recently, which was fun, but also just weird. I've heard enough of Dario Argento's Dracula to know it's bad. So I did expect Suspiria to be good. I didn't expect it to be a masterpiece.

It's really just perfect. Nothing bad about it. The score by Goblin is awesome, perfect at setting a mood. It's beautifully shot, great use of colors. And the special effects. The gore was just awesome. I am still wondering how they did it.

5 out of 5 stars and a like.

Blood Feast, 1963

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Another Masterpiece by Herschell Gordon Lewis. And by masterpiece I mean "well, he tried".

Without any money Lewis still managed to have a fun story and great blood and gore. And it's only around 60 minutes long, so it's really a good movie if you got some free time and wanna see something different.

Force Majeure, 2014

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Watched on Friday March 10, 2017.

Saturday, March 11, 2017

Highest Rated Unseen Horror Films of Each Year

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In this list I'll list the Highest Rated Horror Movies for each year that I have not seen in order to maybe find even more horror movies.
I feel like Letterboxd does not filter by how obscure a movie is, so this should be fun.

Also I'm leaving out TV Show Episodes and stuff like that, as I'm not logging these myself.
Also leaving out Shorts and some obscure Productions.

Also I tried to not put on any lost films and stopped in 1915 because in that year there are no feature films or only lost fragments.

  1. Get Out

    1

  2. The Wailing

    1

  3. Green Room

    1

  4. P.O.V

    5

  5. House Of Forbidden Secrets

    3

  6. Community

    1

  7. Kotoko

    2

  8. I Saw the Devil

    1

  9. Marble Hornets

    3
    This looks like it's a youtube miniseries but it looks interesting enough that I wanna check it out!

  10. The Magic Hour

    4

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Wednesday, March 8, 2017

The Ghost of Frankenstein, 1942

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Watched on Tuesday March 7, 2017.

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Celeste & Jesse Forever, 2012 - ★★★★

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Watched on Tuesday March 7, 2017.

The House of Small Cubes, 2008 - ★★★★

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Sometimes Netflix's library in Germany feels so random. Usually they get either new releases that they release as Netflix originals or at least big movies. But every now and then I suddenly find movies like The House of Small Cubes, a Japanese animated short.

And it's just beautiful. The images are beautiful. The story is beautiful. Even the music is just beautiful. I really enjoyed this movie and it already lightened up my day. I love it. 4 out of 5 stars.

Scary Movie 3, 2003 - ★★★½

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Scary Movie 3 is just a movie I can watch anytime, just have it on on the side, or watch it fully. I just enjoy it way more than I should, and I always get something new out of it.

Now I really need to see signs to fully understand around half of the jokes...

2017 ranked

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All movies I've seen that were officially released in 2017, ranked from best to worst.

  1. John Wick: Chapter 2
  2. Logan
  3. The Lego Batman Movie
  4. I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore
  5. Clinical

Monday, March 6, 2017

Logan, 2017 - ★★★★

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Watched on Sunday March 5, 2017.

The German Chainsaw Massacre, 1990

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Watched on Saturday March 4, 2017.

Sunday, March 5, 2017

(500) Days of Summer, 2009 - ★★★★

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Watched on Friday March 3, 2017.

I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore, 2017 - ★★★

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Watched on Friday March 3, 2017.

Grindhouse, 2007 - ★★★★

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Wow what a crazy fun time.

This was the last official Tarantino movie I had to watch to have kind of seen all of his movies, and I've finally done it. Even though I watched the a little shorter Grindhouse version, with trailers and Planet Terror attached to it.

First, the fake trailers: They were so much fun. I still can't believe that these little fake trailers were directed by Eli Roth, Rob Zombie and Edgar Wright, even though it makes total sense. I enjoyed all of the trailers and they actually helped setting a mood.

The first feature, Planet Terror, about a virus breaking loose, turning everyone into Zombie-like beings. While watching this all I could think of was "this is what happens if you take a horror-movie fan and just give him all the money he wants to do whatever he wants. Even though it's all cheesy and over the top, that's how it should be and I know that that is exactly what he was going for. You can see the heart he put into this movie.

All the actors did a great job being over the top and I even liked Tarantino in his role. Everything just fit together perfectly. The gore and explosions were just crazy, especially the scene where Tom Savini himself is ripped to shreds by the Zombies. I just really love this movie for what it is.

And then there is Death Proof. I actually managed to go into this movie blind, only know the bare minimum (Kurt Russel is in it, it got cars in it). To be honest, it started off a bit slow. Where Planet Terror was right at the cheesy action and acting from the very beginning, Death Proof starts off really chill, you have no idea what's going to happen. We have a big cast of characters, and you guess it might become a Cabin in the Woods kind of situation, where a group of girls goes to party and then wants to go to a cabin by themselves. But then thinks happen that are not expected at all.

Kurt Russel is just great in this movie, such a great character, perfectly portrait by Russel. But I got to give props to Zoe Bell, who plays herself and does her own stunts. And what she does is unbelievable. After a slow start Death Proof turns into one of the greatest car chases imaginable, with some of the greatest stunt work I have ever seen.

All in all, I loved the double feature idea, loved the way it was done, loved everything about it. I just wish I could have watched this in a cinema, but maybe some day I will. I'm rating this movie 4 out of 5 stars, and it's crazy to hear me say this, but I actually thought Tarantinos segment was the weakest one. I know, right? But still, this will become on of my favorites, and I can't wait to watch the full length cut of each of these movies.

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Audrey Rose, 1977 - ★★★

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I had actually seen this movie before, around 9 to 10 years ago, as we were having a horror movie party with a few others my age (I was around 13 at the time) and we were so bored by the movie, we hated it (so much that I still remember hating it).

Now rewatching it (without even knowing I've seen it before) I came to appreciate it way more.

The acting was good, especially by the little girl, most of the time she felt real.

I liked the whole idea, the movie being about rebirth and reincarnation. It is a little boring and not very scary, I have to admit, but I still had a fun time, especially when it turned into a courtroom drama.

I'm rating Audrey Rose 3 out of 5 stars.