Cosmopolis, 2012

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Well, this is a movie that's hard to describe.
It's about Eric Pecker (Robert Pattinson), who is a very rich guy who wants to get a haircut. To get that he has to be driven in his limousine through New York City while the President is in town. So the streets are full of traffic jams. Oh and it's set in the future.
I don't know if I liked it or not.
Most of the time it's just Robert Pattinson in his limousine talking to random employees or him talking to his wife. And it's a special kind of talking. No one would talk like that, and I still don't know if I understood what they were really talking about.
Cronenberg did a good job shooting the scenes, all looked really good.
But even though I didn't understand it and it was kind of weird I still kind of enjoyed it. It's really weird to describe, I felt sort of like after watching a Lars von Trier movie, it looks good and you get the gist, but you know there is some deep shit going on there.
That's why I don't give it a rating, if you are okay with weird talking and feeling like you don't know what's going on, you will enjoy this movie I think.